THE STEVIE HAYES RECORDS (SHR=) DICTATORSHIP
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THE KINGS, INVENTORS, & DICTATORS OF PURE FUCKING GUTTER-CORE, FROM THE FUCKING MURDER CAPITOL!!!  THIS IS THE NEW MAINSTREAM!!!



(SHR=) DICTATORSHIP PRO CD DEAL (PRE-ORDER 12!)

Stevie Hayes Records has released this album, over & over again numerous times now since 2003.
I want you to Gather 12 of your friends and support any artist on The Stevie Hayes Records (SHR=) Dictatorship today!  The (SHR=) Dictatorship requires 12 pre-orders or $150.00 total sent in before we print. That's only $12.50 each album & that covers the S/H anywhere to the USA. We will print any of our CD's pro with full color 8 panel inserts, full color CD, & full color back/tray inserts. This is a RARE collectors item! What a masterful opportunity for you & your friends to support these amazing DIY guerilla-warrior-like musicians, label & our Reich today!  A masterful hand is at work here.  Join The Stevie Hayes Records (SHR=) Dictatorship GUTTER-CORE ARMY TODAY bra!  JOIN THE CHURCH OF SATAN'S SCROTUM (FRANKENSTONER) TODAY bra!  JOIN the MIDDLE CLASS RESISTANCE TODAY!  JOIN US!  JOIN US!

Booking Update:
We may still consider the $3 per person booking policy if it is a cool show we feel interest in.  But our new rider has been created requesting $500.00 per show w/ $300.00 up front, along with various other demands.  Look, I already know that you're a coke head & I know exactly how much the shit costs.  You just can't bullshit me any longer.  I guess you'll just have to forgo your coke sniffing for a week or 2, if you want to book us.  Tough Shit. Deal with it.

Frankenstoner is in a Screen Actors Guild DVD. Kenneth Keith Kallenbach was in the Screen Actors Guild (A-Side celebrities are in the SAG, Tom Cruise, Jimmy Fallon, Chevy Chase, Kurt Russel, Bill Murray, etc. etc., and Kenneth put Frankenstoner in his world-wide distributed dvd, called, Kenneth Keith Kallenbach - "American Icon" DVD in national stores where DVD's are sold such as Borders, Barns & Noble, Tower Records, etc., and on amazon.com world-wide.


(ANY ARTIST ON THE (SHR=) DICTATORSHIP) RIDER.

1. $500.00 cash donation. $300 cash up front.
2. A dressing room or back door in your venue
3. a pro photographer at every show that will get us the pics they take promptly.
4. a pro video taper at every show that will get us the "video" of Frankenstoner promptly
5. www. online, radio, tv, public access, public tv, and street team flyer promotion from you
6. have a pa that can handle a mic, a laptop, a portable cd player, and a video projector, 4-5 things at 1 time,
w/ proper inputs
7. if you are a girl at the venue, exposed breasts to play with, and kisses on the cheeck
8. FREE WATER, and AS MUCH HIGH QUALITY H20 AS I WANT, AFTER THE SHOW, W/ NO QUESTIONS ASKED.
9. VIDEO PROJECTOR AT YOUR VENUE (not required but excellent).

Roster:
In the order they were signed, 1. being earliest, 20. being most recent.

20. THE KENNETH KEITH KALLENBACH BAND (honorary member: tribute to KENNETH KEITH KALLENBACH R.I.P. 3/20/1969 - 4/24/2008)
19. DR. RAD
18. DWANK MOB
17. RE-MIXED BY THE DEVIL
16. CJ AND STEP DADDY
15. (dropped)
14. YOUNG STROKE AKA YOUNG MUSCLE
13. (dropped)
12. TAKING BACK GARY!
11. CROTCH STORM
10. DARK VANITY ACID
9. FAZ CAZ
8. THE FREE MONEY BAND $$$
7. SATAN'S SCROTUM
6. FRANKENSTONER
5. THE BIG BANG
4. THE STEVIE HAYES BAND
3. CHICO'S PRIZON
2. RITUAL STATIC
1. THE BIG DELICIOUS THUGS (1997)

Stevie Hayes Records, what MASTERFUL MUSIC this is.


 

RESUME:

A WORK IN PROGRESS. THIS IS NOT ALL STEVIE HAYES HAS DONE. Press Kit. Areas of interest. Check back for future updates. NOTES:

1997:
started playing guitar to classic rock, SRV, Jimi Hendrix, ZZ Top. The Big Delicious Thugs formed & created their first album, "Big Black Booty Breast." copyright 1997 The Big Delicious Thugs.

2000:
started playing & learning the drums in hot sweaty garages, really started to see results fast The Drunken Pirates ordeal.

2001:
THE 8 STEVIE HAYES SHOWS, which were 8 PUBLIC ACCESS SHOWS Produced by Stevie Hayes starting in 2000, AIRED NUMEROUS TIMES TO A COLLEGE CITY/TOWN MARKET OF 100,000 + PEOPLE FROM 2002 - UNTIL 2006. THEY STILL COULD BE AIRING IN RECENT TIMES, BE WE HAVE NOT FOLLOWED SINCE 2006. Started filming "Psychopathic" the full length movie starring Frankenstoner & Stubbs Started filming Ritual Static and various live bands. Ritual Static was called Satan's Scrotum here before it changed to Ritual Static afterwards Started 30 + different www.geocities.com/ domain names / band names / storage sites on geocities.com for all the bands & artists on Stevie Hayes Records. Geocities.com ended on Oct 26, 2009. The Big Delicious Thugs (Big Daddy G he called himself in this year, he later changed to 69 Cent) recorded a comedy album around 9-11. continued to record.

2002:
continued to record. Ritual Static struggles fiercly to get going with a few local college town shows, but nothing is doing. They end up with a June battle of the bands through Beach House Entertainment. The other bands were extremely trendy local emo, metal core, whigger rap metal bands, and Ritual Static did not place, but the 1 nice thing about this show was the massive crowd. Ironically, this may have been the single biggest show any Stevie Hayes Records band may have performed as far as the amount of people. There may have been 300 people at this show. The main problem was that due to the circumstance barely anyone knew Ritual Static was going to be there, and no one did care, because it was the wrong audience. It was video taped. Satan's Scrotum (Frankenstoner) & The Stevie Hayes Band recorded in this year.

2003:
tons of albums recorded at home on recorder. The Big Bang album was finished and released in this year. Numerous Satan's Scrotum (Frankenstoner) albums were recorded in this year.

2004:
continued to record. Frankenstoner & Ritual Static recorded in numerous pro studios. Sponsored by Stevie Hayes Records. "In a Hearse" came from this session. "In a Hearse" is one of Satan's Scrotum (Frankenstoners) most popular song. This song has extreme mainstream potential. EVERYONE liked it, 1000's of people have complimented it. It was sent out everywhere all over the world. Just for Starters, The entire underground scene knows about it not too mention tons of people in the mainstream. The Stevie Hayes Band had 2 east coast tours booked in this year, & had to cancel the 1st one in March, because their band backed out on Stevie. The Stevie Hayes Band plays 3 shows in this year, 2 at Rubes Sports Bar in the hood. 1 in Secaucus, NJ on their east coast tour, sponsored by Stevie Hayes Records. Bands like Aliment, A Lot of Fire, & Wedusa performed at this show. It was another battle of the bands for Cash Money through Nite Life Radio. A Lot of Fire won the prize. The Rubes sports bar one was an "internal disaster" but an "external success". The Stevie Hayes Band booked the famous band The Esoteric to drive in from Lawrence Kansas, 10 hours. I heard the ruthless Pakistani was deported from the country, but I did not know the people to know what is true or false, I was just there to book & perform the show. Also in the fall, Satan's Scrotum formed another lineup from their 2003 3-piece and 2002 2-piece lineups. This time it was a 4-piece hoping to build even more, but it failed. This lineup lasted 4 jam sessions then backed out. 1 live recording and press kits were made. Frankenstoner & 69 Cent were interviewed on the Fuch Show Q101 FM Chicago in 2004, only Frankenstoners made it to the air. 69 Cent then tried again on Mancows Morning Madhouse Q101 2004, and got on the air for a second but was hung up on by an annoyed Mancow & Terd. The hilarious thing about it was the reason why they hung up. 69 Cent said, "yo yo yo Mancow, this is 69 Cent from The Big Delicious Thugs," & Terd said, "of course you are." & Mancow said "I suddenly just ran out of time for that call." and hung up. "When you think alternative rock, you think Q101." The statistics support that claim. In the last report (updated July 17, 2002), Q101 was the top rock station in Chicago, and eleventh overall, with a 3.1 percent share of the total listening audience. These radio appearances aired to MILLIONS of people. Dark Vanity Acid forms in the late winter.

2005:
Chaos Sound Radio in Flordia. continued to record. STEVIE HAYES RECORDS COMP CD # 1: UNCONSTITUTIONALISM IN THE USA is released & sent around the entire world for press in 2005. There are 15 bands on the CD. Sponsored by Stevie Hayes Records. FAz CAz recorded with the legendary Jerry Soto, + press photos.

2006:
2006 GUYS GONE WILD TOUR - 30 DAYS EAST COAST, sponsored by Stevie Hayes Records. continued to record. Recorded in More studios on the east coast in Jersey, & Long Island, NY. Tons of steet-teaming & chalking in high traffic public areas, the words Satan's Scrotum (Frankenstoner) & Stevie Hayes Records chalked in public places where at least 20,000 college kids, janitors, college professors walked by daily, if not 35,000. These chalkings often lasted for weeks. Words were also chalked on other buildings, parking garages, libraries, and the sidewalks in high traffic areas, numerous times through 2006 and 2007. FRANKENSTONER is in the "KENNETH KEITH KALLENBACH - AMERICAN ICON DVD" NATIONALLY AND WORLD-WIDE DISTRIBUTED IN STORES such as borders, tower records, barnes & noble, anywhere DVD's are sold, and of course world-wide on amazon.com Because Frankenstoner joined the Kenneth Keith Kallenbach Band on guitar for the 2006 Guys Gone Wild Tour that The Stevie Hayes Records (SHR=) Dictatorship sponsored. Kenneth Keith was a famous Howard Stern whack packer on the show since 1990, and in the Screen Actors Guild with all the A-side celebrities. His audience was to MILLIONS of people.

2007:
Frankenstoner records w/ V. Frankenstoner offered a show by V. V.'s friends shadily knocked us off the bill. Frankenstoner plays 2 shows, 1 in Feb @ The Art Hospital and another on Oct 31 Halloween show with Satan's God & Dark vanity Acid, all because this one local show promoter saw the words Satan's Scrotum wrote in chalk on a building in his college town & contacted the band on myspace. continued to record. Chico's Prizon played their first show ever. FAz CAz performed a talent show in a College Dorm where music school students live and perform year round. They recieved a good reaction. July 2007, Dark Vanity Acid also performs in "improvapalooza" with around 30 other bands or so, this outdoor woodstock type of festival where all of the artists were required to just "improv" their entire set. Dark Vanity Acid snuck in 1 song at the end of their set to wow the crowd.

2008:
The Stevie Hayes Records (SHR=) Dictatorship signs a brand new roster, sampler cd, & works extensively in this year performing every function, managing the new artists, & promoting NON-STOP, brutally. continued to record. Frankenstoner performs a large show with I Klatus in Chicago.

2009:
Frankenstoner aired on BRUTALISM.COM Radio. continued to record. A 2009 The Stevie Hayes Records (SHR=) Dictatorship sampler cd release. Numerous The Stevie Hayes Records (SHR=) Dictatorship artists are dropped. Frankenstoner was offered another Oct. show, but turned it down from Satan's God. Now more whack packers are contacting us from the Howard Stern show. This will lead to NEW DEALS IN THE FUTURE, to get on the BIG DADDY Howard STERN SHOW!

2010:

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with all of this along with other tours, MYSPACE, FACEBOOK, SOUNDCLICK, YOUTUBE (both frankenstoner & cjandstepdaddy have over 230,000 hits on the internal file manager meter that we can see and you can't, they were started in 2006 & 2007), www.ARCHIVE.ORG (DOWNLOAD OUR MP3's FREE in .ZIPS here),

WE HAVE HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO REACH A LISTENING AUDIENCE OF AT LEAST 40 MILLION PEOPLE OR MORE THANKS TO HOWARD STERN & Q101 FM.

Contact:

http://shrdictatorship.page.tl
http://shrdictatorship.angelfire.com

Preview a fuckload of our new original music here.
http://shrdictatorship.angelfire.com
http://www.myspace.com/shrdictatorship

- Nov. 23, 2009





Hi, Welcome.  The Stevie Hayes Records (SHR=) Dictatorship was crafted on the very word "struggle".  Even though there was a guitar in his house for his entire life, most of which was lived in a steel mill, turned ghettofied wasteland, Stevie started playing instruments on recordings & in bands in 97'.  This self taught Gutter-Core genius, is the master of producing the very rawest sounds obtainable by any creature ever to exist.  Here we don't follow any specific format, we do whatever we want w/o restrictions but we're the boss.  With that being said, obviously you already know we don't make any money at this.  The only reason we started a label, was due to the fact, that the music scene has been dead for a mighty long time now, 2000, y2k to be exact.  So in other words, we are realists, and we knew that no one was going to attempt to ever distribute our revolutionary new GUTTER-CORE art genre to the masses, because it is the new mainstream.  Therefore, we've slaved away, performing every single function by our lonesum, all these years, 15 hours per day.  Our goal is to make a middle class living at music, but the music we want to make, our way, w/ no restrictions, like we've been able to do all along since 1997'.  There has never been 1 single restriction on our career path.  We do whatever the fuck we want, whenever.  The price we pay.  We make minus dollars, year after year.  Your donations count.  Our best advice is this.  I see all you old phogies out there flying on planes to your resorts, wasting your time, living this boring ass middle class, old persons life.  Face it, you're life is fucked, so why not get some action, via us.  Invest 100,000.00 min into this Dictatorship, & watch us grow like weed.  You've got nothing better to do, I guarantee it, you're old, and you've got 1 million dollars in some account just sitting there, while you waste your life away on lame "corporate whore" homoginized "old person events".  I know it, & you know it.  You used to be cool, You used to rock the California jam in the 70's, you used to have clout, you used to fuck chicks in the forest at random, you used to be a hippy, you used to be cool.  Now you're a boring as shit, lo-fat, lo-cal, light beer, diet soda, no-fat, boring, "chain your brains to the media mains", watch infomericals, chuck norris total gym, the church channel rot your brain on religious poison, real life zombie, cardboard carbon copy cutout of your own reflection, rotting away until your death in your meaningless existence.  Take out your money, and use it you old cocksucker.  Sponsor something worth while.  Something original as fuck.  Something we've been putting more raw soul & heart into since 1997 crafting, slaving away back here.   Sponser Gutter-Core today, this is the new mainstream.  I'm the dictator.  Cocksucker.  In conclusion, I say, "Sieg" you say.....

This site still needs tons of updating!  
Check back on this site every week!
May 23, 2009

Booking Policy:

Book The Stevie Hayes Records (SHR=) Dictatorship artists using the contacts page on the left or this email here.

Use your real email, if you want a proper response from us.  

Our booking policy is this.  We want $3 usd for every person that comes to your venue, house, etc. for the show.  We don't care if 100% of the people came for the trendy emo band that had a big teenage trendy fan draw & 0 people came for our bands, include $3 extra in your ticket price at the door for The (SHR=) Dictatorship.  If you normally charge $0 for your shows, not if you want (SHR=), you wont.  Your new ticket price for the show will be $3 usd, in which 100% of those proceeds will go to we the (SHR=) Dictatorship.  
Music is our full time living, therefore we need this guarantee up front from your venues leader.
Cash only.